Seriously. This whole "going months between postings" things has just got to stop!

Here are some brief things, and hopefully -- once I can get Jeremy the TiVo: Episode IV: A New Hope down under 88% full (and yes, that is totally his full name. Shut up, all of y'all), I can get back to a semi-regular posting schedule.

POINT THE FIRST: I Swear I ( Read more... )

Well, this is what happens when I eat orange food for dinner (Hawaiian Punch, Pizza, and Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream Chips. Not even kidding. I'm an adult!).

( Weird dreams ensue. )

I am a girl of random things today.

1. Dear Chiller: Thanks for showing a marathon of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on my day off! That was extremely thoughtful of you! Question, though -- did you have to start with the post-"Hush" episodes of Season 4? I mean, I'm ecstatic that it's not Season 6 or 7, but why is it that when I'm home, and there's a ( Read more... )

I happened to catch the tail end of the House series finale tonight. I haven't really watched House since Dr. Kumar killed himself for no apparent reason, and also, I really really hated Olivia Wilde's character. I hadn't even been reading the recaplets over on TWOP because -- actually, now that I think about it, I think TWOP stopped caring about ( Read more... )

In another entry of Things I've Been Meaning To Talk About And Haven't, let's talk about the Oscars, shall we?

How excited am I that Melissa McCarthy got nominated for Bridesmaids? SO EXCITED. I remember watching her as Sookie Jackson on Gilmore Girls, and while I haven't watched Mike & Molly because I'm appalled at a series being solely about ( Read more... )

So I'm at my parents' house and OH MY GOD BEST INTERRUPTION EVER ( Read more... )

Oh great -- now Johnny's gotten in on the act.

Me: ... and Brad and I have been playing "Movies Alaina's Never Seen" for a while now.
Johnny: ... Weevil, should I be worried?
Me: What? No, probably not ...
Johnny: Aside from Pulp Fiction and Fargo, what else is there that you haven't seen?
Me: Well, there's The Godfather.
Johnny: WEEVIL!
Me: I ( Read more... )

Me: So the other night, I was exhausted, but I was flipping through the Guide on Jeremy the TiVo, and, long story short, I ended up watching like, an hour and a half of Gone With The Wind.
Brad: Kid.
Me: I know, right? I didn't mean to -- I tuned in and it was the barbeque at Twelve Oaks, and before I knew it, Prissy didn't know nuthin' bout ( Read more... )

Remember two years ago, when I said that that was the last Christmas Party I was going to ever go to ( Read more... )

An excerpt from an email from Eric ASM to the Sales Team, in response to an idea proffered by Brian:
Excellent idea, Brain! I challenge ...

An email from me to Brian:
Just so you know, I am TOTALLY calling you Brain from now on. But only if you call me Pinky.

The next day:
Brain: Hey, Pinky.
Me: Hi, Brain ( Read more... )